2005-06-20 - 3:38 p.m.
Okay...we all know I'm easily confused, but I find it very odd that there's a sticker on the back of my disposable lighter which reads "do not expose to open flame". Ummmm...isn't that kinda the point? Isn't it's function to produce "open flame"?
Also, are we really such a nation of idiots that we recquire instructions on a box of toothpicks? Maybe so...
